Giving birth hurts

Well, I assume it does, at any rate. I have't really a clue, but trying to come up with witty blog-titles that combine a "hello lolz" and todays random musings is hard.

I imagine actual birth hurts more. It is interesting, therefore, that in Japan I encountered a DVD that had nothing on it but pregnancy porn. I had heard of this before, but always naively assumed it merely contained pregnant women banging one another. I was somewhat disilussioned towards the entire franchise when the front of the DVD actually depicted someone giving birth while people did unspeakable things to her.

Anyway.

Me and my Uni fees

If you are from HG I am Jax. If you are from anywhere else it's unlikely you know me. This is my blog. Yep. I have a girlfriend who is really hot, but also like the boys (I'm a boy before you get excited about lesbian prospects). I've been in a pretty good mod lately, except for a little matter concerning my Uni fees.

Basically, I get about £6500 in assorted grants and loans to live on, plus whatever I earn from my job. Accomodation costs £2300. All is well. However, in what can only be described as a brilliant fiscal move, the Loans Company has seen fit to only release £1500 of my money. Clearly this does not add up. The bank rang me and said I should go in to discuss "getting the most out of my account," and so I booked an appointment, hoping maybe I could up my overdraft to the promised. Upon arrival, it turns out the invitation was a mistake, and could I please not waste time by making appointments when I have nothing to discuss. On top of this, no I can't have the promised overdraft for at least 3 months. Screw you Barclays.

Rape

Reading The Times today.

One of the stories concerned a tennis coach forcing her protege to sleep with her on a regular basis. Their wasn't anything profoundly disgusting age wise, and the entire prospect turned me on (especially when the mum found them preforming oral sex on each other). Apparently is wasn't concensual, and so the coach faces prison. Now, I know actually being forced to have sex is probably a harrowing experience, but the thought of being forced to pleasure some man somewhere does something for me. Maybe I'm deeply submissive. On top of this, we all know lesbians are really good, which added to it a little. Yeah.

So if your ever in the 'hood, come round and strap me down and do me.

Halo 3

Recently had the chance to play Halo. Only had limited time, so I've bene bombing through it on Normal quite quickly. Haven't played online yet. Basically the graphics are good, the vehicles are better than normal, but fighting Brutes sucks ass. Fighting shielded elites was a world away from fighting any other enemy. Brutes in Halo 2 took a fricken age to kill, and so were a good enemy to throw into the mix as well. Brutes seem much weaker in Halo 3, and it often feels as though I'm fighting an oversised Grunt.

I'll add the Bloggers "auto save drafts" thing is a lifesaver.