I passed because I am awesome.

Driving Test

It is my driving test today, at about 11.21 or so. I think a big "oh shit" is in order.

Wish me lucks.

Perfect Dark

I'm getting the N64 out again today, which is fricken awesome. More so, Ive arranged to get some banging games of Perfect Dark in with some of me chums. Anyone who does not think this is great is a fool. Or possibly foreign.

At any rate, I'm excited. On top of PD we'll be watching Under Siege, Commando, Oldboy and eating curry. Classic.

On a small side note it seems that someone moved one of my N64 controls from where I left it at home. No one will own up, but I know I didn't. This only leaves me with 2 until Ican get to Gamestation :/

Tiredness

I am tired.

Just saw some band called Hoobalicious or something. I'll tell you the proper name at some point. The supports defined generic, but the main act was ok. Mainly though, they where fricken hot. Well, the keyboardist (girl) drummer and lead guitar-man (boys) where. Basist less so. The keyboardist had a paedo tash./

UNIS

I wrote my first program the other day. It was hopelessly basic, but after wrestling with C# for twenty minutes, I was more than glad when I finally got it to work. Plus, it apparently did enough stuff that I was ahead of the lecture today ^)

Boobs

Boobs are really good. They are good to grab and tickle and suck. Boys chests are nice, but while most other male parts are almost as good as the female counterpart, girls chests win by a long way.

Curiously, I like Abbys boobs better than any others I've ever seen. They're just... perfect. I want to grab them now.

Tiredness

I'm tired and have work to do. Sundays are not designed for working, which is a bit (very) gay, since it seriously inhibits my chances of getting work due in for Monday done.

Last night was a bit of a bust, but me and Abby are still on good terms, and had some fun. Plus we got to spend all of Sunday morning in bed.

Halo 3

Finished Halo 3 on Normal t'other day. Wasn't hard, since normal basically only requires working knowledge of the fire trigger. Either I mis-understood thigns, or the plot had a few holes in places. Lack of elites does not turn me on, but enjoyed fighting the flood. The game seemed a little short, and is very easy on co-op ) although Legendary is now actually fun again since snipers aren't impossible to deal with. I can't decide which Halo I prefer, but I've yet to play 3 online.

Hearts of Iron 2

Buy this game. I've just started playing it again, and it's fantastic. If you can get over the massive massive massive learning curve it's actually sex on a screen. In a non-pornographic way. It costs like £15 or something silly, and could run on a piece of poo if you let it.

I'm upset

What do I do when I want to do somethign and my girl wants to do the opposite? :(

I still feel sick

And I totally meant to comment on actually feeling sick just then. It wasn't some kind of metaphor for the feeling that I felt upon discovering my lasagne had been descrated.

I know sex apparently makes you stop hurting, but is it a sensible prescription for when you feel sick?

I feel sick

Someone has stolen what was left of the lasagne. Actually, that's a mis-phrase. Someone has stolen some of the lasagne. However, they didn't steal like a little bit, or even a big bit. Oh no. They stole the entire top layer and nothing less.

Bastards.

Also I think I'll be sleeping at Abbys tonight (ehm) I've got the lube.

Lasagne

I just made the best lasagne ever.

It was so good I actually ejaculated.

Today I spent money

Yes, I am technically skint. But I went in the union shop today because I needed to get some plastic wallets for my files, and had a pleasent surprise. Firstly, Tropicana pure premium is only £1.10. This may not sound that important, but Tropicana is the king of all Orange and would cost twice that anywhere else. On top of this, condoms cost 99p for three. This is genius. And it's not the crappy variety that you can get free from the Nurse, they're proper Durex ones. Selection is confined to Featherlight and Extra Strong, but when you only want to use them for rear entry (ehm) they're the best kind anyway.

So eight huzzahs for the union shop.

No huzzahs for the student loan company who cost me a further 46p trying to give them my National Insurance number. I had to go through about 4 or 5 verification questions, and they then asked me for my Secret Answer, which is so secret even I don't know it. I mumbled something about not having it on me, and hung up.

This was quite lucky, as it was only afterwards that I found I didn't have my National Insurance card, and like many other mugs I never learnt my number. Going through the process and then not being able ot give it to them would of been awkwards to say the least.

Interesting side note is that someone told me today that bottom love from the front (I can't explain in too much detail as I've never tried) hurts. I wouldn't know, but I'll have to put it on a to do list.

Giving birth hurts

Well, I assume it does, at any rate. I have't really a clue, but trying to come up with witty blog-titles that combine a "hello lolz" and todays random musings is hard.

I imagine actual birth hurts more. It is interesting, therefore, that in Japan I encountered a DVD that had nothing on it but pregnancy porn. I had heard of this before, but always naively assumed it merely contained pregnant women banging one another. I was somewhat disilussioned towards the entire franchise when the front of the DVD actually depicted someone giving birth while people did unspeakable things to her.

Anyway.

Me and my Uni fees

If you are from HG I am Jax. If you are from anywhere else it's unlikely you know me. This is my blog. Yep. I have a girlfriend who is really hot, but also like the boys (I'm a boy before you get excited about lesbian prospects). I've been in a pretty good mod lately, except for a little matter concerning my Uni fees.

Basically, I get about £6500 in assorted grants and loans to live on, plus whatever I earn from my job. Accomodation costs £2300. All is well. However, in what can only be described as a brilliant fiscal move, the Loans Company has seen fit to only release £1500 of my money. Clearly this does not add up. The bank rang me and said I should go in to discuss "getting the most out of my account," and so I booked an appointment, hoping maybe I could up my overdraft to the promised. Upon arrival, it turns out the invitation was a mistake, and could I please not waste time by making appointments when I have nothing to discuss. On top of this, no I can't have the promised overdraft for at least 3 months. Screw you Barclays.

Rape

Reading The Times today.

One of the stories concerned a tennis coach forcing her protege to sleep with her on a regular basis. Their wasn't anything profoundly disgusting age wise, and the entire prospect turned me on (especially when the mum found them preforming oral sex on each other). Apparently is wasn't concensual, and so the coach faces prison. Now, I know actually being forced to have sex is probably a harrowing experience, but the thought of being forced to pleasure some man somewhere does something for me. Maybe I'm deeply submissive. On top of this, we all know lesbians are really good, which added to it a little. Yeah.

So if your ever in the 'hood, come round and strap me down and do me.

Halo 3

Recently had the chance to play Halo. Only had limited time, so I've bene bombing through it on Normal quite quickly. Haven't played online yet. Basically the graphics are good, the vehicles are better than normal, but fighting Brutes sucks ass. Fighting shielded elites was a world away from fighting any other enemy. Brutes in Halo 2 took a fricken age to kill, and so were a good enemy to throw into the mix as well. Brutes seem much weaker in Halo 3, and it often feels as though I'm fighting an oversised Grunt.

I'll add the Bloggers "auto save drafts" thing is a lifesaver.